FUNNY JOKE

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

TAOISM: SHIT HAPPENS …

HINDUISM: THIS SHIT HAPPENED BEFORE …

ISLAM: IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE! …

BUDHISM: WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT? …

7TH DAY ADVENTIST: SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAY …

PROTESTANTISM: SHIT WILL NOT HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER …

CATOLICISM: IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT …

JEHOVAH’S WITNESS: KNOCK, KNOCK, “SHIT HAPPENS” …

JUDAISM: WHY DOES SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? …

HARE KRISHNA: SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA RAMA DING DONG …

ATEISM: NO SHIT! …

T.V. EVANGELISM: SEND MORE SHIT …

RASTAFARIANISM: LET’S SMOKE THIS SHIT …

PLEASE, COMPLETE THE SENTENCES WRITTEN ABOVE AND SEND THEM BACK. I WILL PUBLISH THE BEST ONES.